This is the Karmasheetra.

Sort of a combo of "Twister", "Learn to Dance", and the famous Indian pleasure manual all rolled up in one.

How does it work??? From the site....

1. Find a suitable partner

2. Tell them that you have purchased an inexpensive item that will cause 'sparks' in the bedroom department called a Karmasheetra

3. Take your Karmasheetra out of it's packaging and lay it out on a suitable surface (we suggest your bed)

4. Get naked (optional)

5. Notice that the sheet is covered in Blue and Pink symbols - Blue is for 'him' and Pink is for 'her'

6. Climb onto the sheet - Each 'position' is achieved by placing hands, feet, knees and bottoms in the correct place, using the correct numbers. I.E. 'Her' left hand goes on the pink "4" hand, in position number 4.

Be aware, though, there's risks. Here's the disclaimer...

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra cannot be held responsible for death, injury, groin strain, chafed front-bottoms or any other misfortune related either directly or indirectly through the use of the Karmasheetra. The Karmasheetra is an adult novelty item and as such does not claim to enhance your sex lives or make you into some kind of love goddess or stud muffin'.

The owners and distributors of the Karmasheetra encourage the practice of safe sex. In fact using your Karmasheetra in areas that could cause injury isn't big or clever. Money will only be returned to customers due to faulty workmanship of their Karmasheetra. We will not refund your money due to your own personal lame technique or lack of sexual partners.

Still want one? Send the equivalent of 25 English pounds Here.