Walking last night to check out some rollerderby action....(don't ask)

And I come across this fine specimen of a classic car done up with ALL the cool chick magnet tricks....

O.K., A pic's worth 1000...




For those not "up" on all the mods, I'll list what I can see;

1 - Racing stripe around the rear of the car

2 - 2 tone paintjob brings back memories of "Blues Brothes"

3 - Mag rims on the back to harness all that horsepower

4 - Bling whitwalls on the front for that touch of class, set off nicely with red rims

5 - Air cleaner housing poking out through a hole cut through the hood. Ram Air baby!

6 - Side exit exhaust, just like a cobra.

7 - Nascar style spoiler lip on the back

8 - Little extra chrome around the wheelwells to bring attention to the rims.

8 - Finally, I don't know where he got it, but it looks like he mounted a self pleasure assist device to the front bumper, I guess in case the ladies don't get just how cool his "whip" is.

Want more? These guys have been taking shots of laughable cars for years now....should be required reading for young teen guys.

Laugh at Rice