Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Too Stupid to be President

Their Mission Statement....

Surely, there have been smug, duplicitous, rich whelps who have served as President of the United States. But, none of them have been quite as dumb as George W. Bush. The aim of this site is to demonstrate that the Republican nominee is not fit for office solely by reason of insufficient intelligence.

Perhaps, his brain was damaged by a 20 year alcoholic binge. Maybe it was all the alleged cocaine, or even a combination of both the former and the latter. He may have just started life with an inferior processor. A man of his pedigree would suffer from a lack of diversity in his genetic make-up. But, we will not address the possible reasons for his limitation. Such topics are the responsibility of sites like www.ultimatefratboy.net, www.crackheadbush.org, and www.OPECcutproductiontogetmeelected.com.

We will deal only with George W. Bush's present and potential mental capacity.

Some have said this site is mean. But if it's mean, it is only because of the sad truth that George W. Bush is dumb. If he were smart the site wouldn't be mean, it would be silly.

Perhaps as Dubya has said recently, "there ought to be limits to freedom."

Funny stuff.

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