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The Popular Porno... ...and its lower grossing Hollywood equivalent
40 18 Year Old Virgins..... 40 Year Old Virgin, The
A Ho in the Dark.... Alone in the Dark
Aeon's Influx..... Aeon Flux
All Ass & Grundle: The Curse of the Bare Habits..... Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Almost Seven-teen.....
Almost Heaven
Are We Bare Yet?..... Are We There Yet?
Art of the Pegging, The..... March of the Penguins, The
Assault on 13 Pre-teens..... Assault on Precinct 13
Assifier, The.... Pacifier, The
Backdoor, The..... Baxter, The
Backside of Amber, The..... Upside of Anger, The
Bareback Mounting..... Brokeback Mountain
Batman's Big Sin..... Batman Begins
Be Carnal..... Be Cool
Bedding Thrashers, The.... Wedding Crashers, The
Bent..... Rent
Bi-land, the.... Island, The
Bondage.... Hostage
Breasts Like Heaven..... Just Like Heaven
Broken Cherries.... Broken Flowers
Brothers' Trim, The.... Brothers Grimm, The
Brown Water.... Dark Water
Car Head....Jarhead
Charlie in my Chocolate Factory.... Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chicken Not-So-Little.... Chicken Little
Cinderella's Man.....Cinderella Man
Coach Harder.... Coach Carter
Cock Ring Two, The..... Ring Two, The
Cock the Line..... Walk the Line
Constant Hardener, The....Constant Gardener, The
Constant Teens..... Constantine
Corpse Ride.... Corpse Bride
Debbie: Fully Loaded..... Herbie: Fully Loaded
Derriere of a Mad Black Woman..... Diary of A Mad Black Woman
Descent, The: Going Down in an Elevator.....Descent, The
Devil's Erect, The.... Devil's Rejects, The
Domin-hoe.... Domino
Dykes of Hazzard, The.... Dukes of Hazzard, The
Elizabeth-goes-down..... Elizabethtown
Erectra..... Elektra
Fantastic Fornicators..... Fantastic Four
Felch.....Stealth
Fevered Twitch..... Fever Pitch
Fisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The.... Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The
Flingdom of Devin, The.... Kingdom of Heaven
Get Bitch With Thighs, Ryan!.... Get Rich or Die Tryin
Good Night, and Good Fuck..... Good Night, and Good Luck
Hairy Pooper and the Gonads of Fire Island..... Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
History of Virileness, A.... History of Violence, A
Hitch Dykes: Ride of the Galaxy.... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hobots.... Robots
Hooch.... Hitch
House of Racks.... House of Wax
Hustle & Blow..... Hustle & Flow
In Her Sheets.... In Her Shoes
Jizz Harvest, The.... Ice Harvest, The
King Dong.... King Kong
Kiss Kiss Gangbang.... Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Land of the Head.... Land of the Dead
Legend of Porno, The... Legend of Zorro, The
Licking & Reaming.... Kicking & Screaming
Like A Lotta Love..... Lot Like Love, A
Longest Hard-On, The.... Longest Yard, The
Lord of Score.... Lord of War
Mada-ass-car.... Madagascar
Matawhore, The..... Matador, The
Me and You and Everyone We Know Have Sex .....
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Miss Genitality 2: Armed and Flexible..... Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Monster-in-Bed...... Monster-in-Law
Mr. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. Smith..... Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Must Love Doggy-style..... Must Love Dogs
Nookieman..... Boogeyman
Penetration of Emily's Rose, The..... Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
Penetrator, The..... Interpreter, The
Ramityville Whore, The..... Amityville Horror, The
Revolve Her.... Revolver
Ride & Penises.... Pride & Prejudice
Rim.... Prime
Ronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch, and Ron Jeremy.... The Chronicles of Narnia
Saw II Breasts.... Saw II
Sa-whore-aah.... Sahara
Score Brothers... Four Brothers
Serenititty.... Serenity
Shopping for a Girl..... Shop Girl
Skankin' is Key, The..... Skeleton Key, The
Sky Pie... Sky High
Slide n'Peak... Hide and Seek
Son of the Masochist.... Son of the Mask
Squid and the Tail, The..... Squid and the Whale, The
Star Whores: Revenge of the Sluts.... Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Swords of Hogtown.... Lords of Dogtown
Syrianus... Syriana
Trans-fucker 2.... Transporter 2
WeBitched.... Bewitched
WeNailed.... Derailed
Wet-Her Man, The... Weather Man, The
White Boiz.... White Noise
Whore of the Worlds..... War of the Worlds
XXX: State of the Poonion.... xXx: State of the Union