I was clicking around, looking at the 2006 custom bike builders entries, when I spied this thing. Built by Cook's custom choppers in Wisconsin, it uses an old Commando motor, and takes the industrial look to a new level.

I like this, it's not a v-twin, not chromed to within an inch of it's life, doesnt wear tires fatter than most people's butts, it might even ride ok. Don't know about the position you'd be forced into, though. I like the ...if it's necessary, it's there appeal. Hope it's clearcoated, I can't see it lasting long otherwise.

Cook's Site

P.S. The bike is for sale...