Wednesday, February 11, 2009


One night a duck waddled into a bar. He hopped up on the bar and asked the bartender, "Ya got ham?"

"No," said the bartender. "We don't sell food here, only drinks." So the little duck left.

The next night the duck waddled back in, hopped up on the bar and asked the bartender, "Ya got ham?"

"No," said the bartender. "We only sell drinks here, no food!!" So the little duck left again.

But the next night, the duck came back again. Again, he hopped up on the bar and asked the bartender, "Ya got ham?"

"Look!!" said the bartender. "I'm getting sick and tired of this! It's like I told you -- we only sell drinks here, no food! Now -- if you ask that question one more time, I'm gonna nail your little feet to the bar!"

So the little duck left.

But the next night, he waddled back in again, hopped up on the bar and asked the bartender, "Ya got nails?"

"No!" said the bartender.

"Well then," said the duck......"YA GOT HAM?"

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