I know you can hear me, Fox....

Fox, let's be real with each other. I know you are pretending to sleep right now, because you can hear beetles walking on sand. So either you can turn those things off, or you are just playing around here. DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, FOX? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? You better not wake up right when I finish this post, Fox. I will not be happy.

All of the above shamelessly stolen from FUPenguin, an....interesting blog where the author tells off various animals. Completely NSFW, but pretty funny.