Few gems from an online chat archive....


zybl0re; get up
zybl0re; get on up
zybl0re; get up
zybl0re; get on up
phxl|paper; and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<

[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet




gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted




* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
strayed * he shot his girlfriend?




frank : can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare : first, shut down all programs you aren't using
##frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare : ...




Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
MaroonSand: no its not dude




[TN]FBMachine : i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section