"My company runs email campaigns like any other. You know, the usual sales promotions, monthly specials, etc. Just click the unsubscribe link at the end of the email to opt out / unsubscribe permanently.

A couple of weeks ago we received an actual, honest to goodness US Postal service real snail-mail letter to our department. Written in the feminine cursive of my parents’ generation, it reads as follows:"

Dear Sir,

Please unsubscribe me from your internet.

My email address is: XXXXX@XXXXXXXXXX.com

Thank You

Always,
Joyce

P.S. My internet gets too full all the time.

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