Those of you who read my ramblings know I have very little use for our "celebrities", but this headline wrote itself, I couldn't pass it up. Forgive my indulgence....

Norwegian Cruise line forced to cancel all reservations in order to fit Rosie O' Donnell on board.

The story...

O'DONNELL DENIES RUINING HUNDREDS OF SUMMER HOLIDAYS

US TV host ROSIE O'DONNELL denies spoiling hundreds of holidaymakers' summer vacations when she hired out a Caribbean cruise ship, insisting their complaints have nothing to do with her. The outspoken television star allegedly chartered the full capacity of a cruise liner headed from New York to Bermuda and the Bahamas in July (07), forcing Norwegian Cruise Line to cancel other people's bookings, reports the New York Daily News. An official statement from the company released yesterday (20FEB07) fails to mention the cause of the cancellations. It reads, "The company sincerely apologizes for this change and would like to thank its guests for their understanding." However, O'Donnell is confident she is not the one responsible for the messed-up plans. Her spokeswoman CINDI BERGER says, "It's not Rosie's fault. This is an old issue. This happens every time someone charters a cruise, but because it's Rosie, people want to make it an issue."