Ever been outside?

Dirty/sweaty/bloody/salty?

Here's an idea, get yourself some HotJugz.

These repurposed insecticide sprayers will drizzle you with water, ostensibly cleansing you with "warm(see specifications)" water.

I think a Home Depot garden sprayer will do the exact same thing, but the guys have chutzpah, selling a foam covered piece of lawn equipment as the

"Next Big Thing". Catchy product name, too.

No.