Ever gotten an elbow in the face from your sleeping bedmate? How about the endless tug of war over the covers? Not enough room to stretch out? Slumber parties cramped and uncomfortable?

This is the solution. Extreme Ultraking Bed.

Made to order, if you have the cash and the space, this could be the next big thing. Or a big thing, anyway.

Ultraking.com has this monstrosity, and lesser, yet still large alternatives to tiny beds.