Got a puppy? Don't like the warm squishiness of picking up his offerings from the neighbors' lawn?

Simply buy a can of " POOP FREEZE ".

This blasts the offending poo into a cold hard rock of... well, poo.

I don't really get why this is any better.

But, hey, Amazon sells it so it must be good.

Right?

Anyone?

Hello?

This thing on?

I'm not even going to put up the link.