Why don't I think of things like this first???

You're looking at a Beerbelly. Not one that takes years of drinking to accomplish, but one you can tote around to bars, events, even walks on the beach. Anywhere having 80 oz of liquid might be a good thing.

The site states that it looks and feels like a beerbelly under clothes. Might not be so good if you're looking for a date, but watch her face change when she realizes you're packing a picnic's woth of cheap wine in there!!

I think it'd be good psyche warfare at sporting events.... You know, come up to the start line, there's a guy next to you with a huge beergut and not apparently carrying any water, yet you get left in the dust by him.

Also a good way for girls to get away from a persistent pest... Just let him know you're "in the family way" and show him your gut... watch him slink away.

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