Monday, December 10, 2007

Dear Penthouse Letters,

I never thought it could happen to me, but boy was I wrong. I met this woman at the church picnic and she was very attractive. Father Mylar told me her name was Carol. All the men who were unmarried certainly noticed how attractive she was, so I figured I had to make my move.

Two years and seven months later we were married, and had relations. I'm not making this up!

Joyful and Having Relations, Hartford, CT

More rejected letters Here. Quasi-nsfw.



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