Sunday, December 31, 2006


A baby seal walks into a club.

A priest, a rabbi, and a politician walk into a bar. The bartender says........."Is this a joke?"

A sandwich and an apple walk into a bar....and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve food here".

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

A set of jumper cables goes into a bar; the bartender says "I'll serve you, just don't start anything".

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

An Irishman walks out of a bar....Hey, don't laugh... it's not entirely impossible.



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